The Irresponsible Captain Tylor
We may be off the maps... Chizu ni Nai Tabi Tsuzukeyou
...but let's stay on this voyage. Chizu ni Nai Tabi Tsuzukeyou
I will be holding, never let you go.
Whatever we may want... Hoshimono wa Tsukamu no sa
...we'll take as we need. Hoshimono wa Tsukamu no sa
So let's just go wherever we please! Omoi no Mama Yukou!
Make me your partner... Kotoba yori Tashikana Koto
...on this journey. Kotoba yori Tashikana Koto
One that you trust more than words! Michizure ni Shite
Come on now and sail away for future! Imasugu sail away for future
Things are waiting... Mishiranu Nanika ga Matteru sa
...that we've never seen before! Mishiranu Nanika ga Matteru sa
Just take your cares... Kodawari Minna Sutetara
...and throw them all away. Kodawari Minna Sutetara
Come together, just think of tomorrow.
Let's go!
A PLACE FOR CONFESSION
What's wrong, Tylor?
Oh, my stomach's full!
But Azalyn invited me here...
...and she looks like she's enjoying herself so much.
I've never seen her so happy.
Azalyn's a nice kid.
Paco-Paco?
Yeah?
Do you like them?
Yeah.
Good, then let's pick more. Help me, will you?
Sure!
Highness.
May I ask one thing?
What?
Why do you like Tylor so much?
Well...
When Paco-Paco is with me, I feel a great sense of peace.
Hey! Azalyn!
Right! Coming!
A great sense of peace?
Aft damage: 12 percent!
At this rate, we're sunk!
But the ones attacking us are UPSF forces!
To return fire or not return fire... That is the question!
They're following HQ's orders to the letter...
...and are attacking one of their own ships!
This is being a good soldier!
Approaching asteroid cluster ahead!
What?!
We'll never avoid them unless we cut our speed!
And if we do that, we'll get picked off!
What do we do?!
If Tylor were here...
If the captain were here, what would he do?
If the captain were here?
Right, full speed ahead! Take us into the asteroids!
If we hit one of them, it's all over!
Then we'd better not hit any! Full speed ahead!
A- Aye, aye!
Lieutenant...
Paco-Paco, does your stomach hurt that badly?
Yeah, but I think it's gotten a little better.
Paco-Paco...
I'm okay!
Highness.
Enter. What did you learn?
When I asked the doctors, they said they could do nothing to help Tylor.
Why not?! Paco-Paco is my pet!
Tylor is not of our race, Highness.
His different biology makes our curing him impossible.
But...
It's okay!
I just ate too much.
Paco-Paco, isn't there anything you want?
Do you still ache anywhere?
If anything happened to you, I don't know what I'd do!
She's given her heart to Tylor!
Asteroid cluster, cleared!
It worked! Now they'll never catch us!
I almost thought we weren't going to make it!
We were lucky.
I don't think we'll ever luck out like that again!
You're wrong!
Lieutenant!
Right, now to save the captain!
Locate the Raalgon main fleet at once!
What? Locate their main fleet? Lieutenant, don't you know?
About the Soyokaze's broken-down old radar?
Quit making excuses and give it a try!
A- Aye, aye, Lieutenant!
That's!
The Raalgon main fleet!
See? I told you.
The fleet just vanished! I think they're using a radar jammer.
Still have their position?
Of course I kept it!
Right, then we'll warp there at once!
Warp there?! But they'll open fire the second we warp out!
And if we materialize at the same coordinates as the enemy fleet...
...we could be annihilated in a quantum explosion!
We're saving the captain no matter what! Don't worry!
We'll just have to charge in and face them like men!
Lieutenant Yamamoto... He's acting like Tylor!
Just warp in there? Yamamoto's being pretty rash.
I hoped things would be a little more normal with Tylor gone, but...
The irresponsible captain has an irresponsible first officer, huh?
We finally get to be in a real fight.
Saving Mr. Tylor is just a matter of time.
Yeah. The lieutenant started acting that way...
...the minute he thought Tylor was dead.
We'd better be ready for anything.
We've always been ready for anything. Right?
Right!
Captain, please be all right.
Don't worry about him, Harumi.
He's probably stuffing himself on fine Raalgon cuisine.
It's much healthier to just have a drink and relax.
Warp, ready and standing by!
Commence warp!
Enemy destroyer has appeared in sector 38!
Approaching ship! Approaching ship!
Lieutenant, send in a rescue party before we're fired upon!
There's no time to lose!
Organize a rescue party!
They'll break into the enemy ship to get the captain!
All other hands, prepare for enemy attack!
Now, stay with me! Is that clear?!
Roger!
Enemy attack! Enemy attack!
An enemy attack?!
Yes. I was away from my post when this failure occurred.
The responsibility is entirely...
Well, then, shouldn't we get Azalyn to a safe place first?
That goes without saying!
Take Her Highness to a safe place at once!
Highness, leave everything to me!
Paco-Paco, does your stomach still hurt?
Um, I think it's fine, now.
Class-7 chaff, fire!
Tha- That's impossible!
There's more than one ship! They're coming at us from below!
Switch to a fighter- based response!
Ranpu and Shinryus, away. Dropship launch in 30 seconds.
Our chaff's tricked them into launching a fighter response.
Give Andressen a smoke screen to cover his approach to their ship!
We have to rescue the captain before they move in the big guns!
Emi! Yumi! Keep track of how many you shoot down...
...or you'll have trouble when it's time to paint on your kill marks.
Roger that!
They won't beat us!
What're these?
The lieutenant ordered everyone to carry one.
So, if we're lucky, we get hand-to-hand combat.
If we're not, we just get blown to space dust.
Dropship, ready to launch!
Right! Launch!
We're headed into the enemy ship!
We haven't gone toe-to-toe in an enemy ship in a while!
Don't lose your nerve!
Come on! Come on! Come on!
Gotcha!
Why, you!
The UPSF must have very brave soldiers...
...for them to risk an attack on the Melva.
Paco-Paco, doesn't it concern you?
Yeah, I wonder who they are?
Dom...
Tylor, protect her.
Just leave this to me!
All right, let's knock on the heart of the enemy!
We don't need to knock for them, Andressen!
Eat this!
Let's do it, people!
Looks like they made it in.
The question is whether we can hold out till they rescue the captain.
And even if they rescue him, can we make it back alive?
Don't worry. Things will work out.
If the captain were here, that's what he'd say.
Right, Lieutenant?
Exactly! Do your best and trust in providence!
That's the secret to battle and I believe in it!
Huh?!
There're tons of them!
You idiot! This is no time to be impressed!
You will not get one step past me!
Wow!
I thought a shelter would just be some place for hiding in.
But this is really luxurious!
We've nothing to worry about in here.
Anyway, how is your stomach?
All better, thanks to you.
I'm happy to hear that, Paco-Paco.
But, if it happens again...
...I'll ask Dom to bring one of your doctors here.
You sure have a lot of strange things here.
It's folk art I've received as tribute from various worlds.
Well, I suppose they're all really valuable...
...but I can't really say I like them much.
Paco-Paco?
May I ask you for some advice?
Soon now, the empire will be mine!
You're about to lose your life "at the hands of the UPSF"...
...just as your father did, Your Imperial Highness!
Engine room, hit!
Warp system hit! It'll be off-line for a while!
No warp drive?! Then, even if we save the captain, we can't escape!
Don't lose hope! Things will work out, right?!
That's what the captain would say!
What's up? What do you need advice about?
Before I tell you, will you promise not to tell anyone about this?
Oh? Why?
Because!
Okay, I promise.
You do. Well, then, I'll tell you.
You see...
I have a, um, secret friend. And this old friend, well...
She thinks she's in fallen love with a man for the first time.
Oh? So, what's this friend's name?
Th- That's a secret.
You've got a lot of secrets.
Secrets are secret.
I get you. And?
And there's no way my friend and this man can ever marry.
Oh, that's too bad. Big age difference between them?
That's a good guess, Paco-Paco. But not just that.
You mean there are other reasons?
I know! Their parents are enemies, like Romeo and what's her name.
It's not quite like that, but there are other reasons.
More reasons? Are they from REALLY different social classes?
Yes, and...
Well, I can't think of any other reasons.
The final reason is...
The final reason is?
It's...
It's?
The man that she loves is extremely dense!
Dense, huh? Well, there's no shortage of THOSE guys!
Don't you understand what I'm telling you, Paco-Paco? I!
I hate you, Paco-Paco!
I hate you!
Farewell, Your Imperial Highness!
What the?!
Wha- What happened, Paco-Paco?
Wake up! Wake up! What's wrong?! Can't you hear me?!
Paco-Paco!
I have to tell you something!
Paco-Paco!
Open your eyes!
What's wrong with you?! Why won't you answer me?!
PACO-PACO!!!
Captain!
Highness!
Captain!
He's a goner! He isn't moving at all!
Don't shoot!
What's happening? Why won't they shoot?
Paco-Paco... Paco-Paco saved my life...
Tylor did?!
Dom, tell the others.
I'm going with Paco-Paco to the enemy ship.
You're what?!
We can't save him on the Melva!
But, this is!
That's an order!
I still have something to tell him.
Once I have, I swear...
I swear...
...I'll come back.
Highness...
I am Goza the 16th, Empress of the Holy Raalgon Empire!
You will conduct me to your vessel!
The... The EMPRESS?!
No wonder they weren't shooting.
How could this have happened?! It's that blasted Tylor's fault!
Tylor, you must live! Live, and in my place...
Protect the empress!
Let's get this operation going! Scalpel!
Paco-Paco...
You mustn't die.
The Irresponsible Captain Tylor Next Episode
Beautiful women embracing you and you just want to SLEEP?!
Wake up, Tylor! Wake up, Paco-Paco!
Next time, "The Calm and Composed Captain Yamamoto..."
Sorry, wrong title. Next time, "Sleeping Beauty."
Watch for it.
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All he has to do is just... Machi o Aitsu ga Aruiteru dake de
...walk around downtown. Machi o Aitsu ga Aruiteru dake de
He's a playful man who catches... Nandemo Ki o Hiku Ochame na Yatsu sa
...the eyes of all who he meets. Nandemo Ki o Hiku Ochame na Yatsu sa
Oh! That's why, you see... Aa, Dakara sa Sou Kore kara Shuyaku
...he'll be our hero from now on. Aa, Dakara sa Sou Kore kara Shuyaku
So, let's begin... Henshin Byouyomi o Shite yo!
...the countdown for the change! Henshin Byouyomi o Shite yo!
Take a deep breath, and one two. 12345 Ikizugi o One Two
Now stride out... Saa Kore kara Kuridasou
...with your head held high. Saa Kore kara Kuridasou
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